We, the Siisterhood, hereby instate the following rules to govern the use of the Traveling Pants:

  

  1. You must never wash the Pants.

  2. You must never double-cuff the Pants. It´s tacky. 
     There will never be a time when this will not be

     tacky.

  3. You must never say the word "phat" while wearing the Pants. 
      You must also never think to yourself,

     "I am fat" while wearing the Pants.

  4. You must never let a boy take off the Pants 
      (although you may take them off yourself in his

      presence).

  5. You must not pick your nose while wearing the Pants. 
      You may, however, scratch casually at your

      nostril while really kind of  picking.

  6. Upon our reunion, you must follow the the proper  
      procedures for documenting your time in the Pants :  

• On the left leg of the Pants, write the most exiting place you have been while wearing the Pants.

•  On the right leg of the Pants, write the most important thing that has happened to you while wearing the Panta. (For example, "I hooked up with my second cousin, Ivan, while wearing the Traveling Pants.")  

   7. You must write your Sisters throughout the summer, 
       no matter how much fun you are having without them.

  8. You must pass the Pants along to your Sisters 
      according to the specifications set down by
      the Sisterhood Failure to comply will result in 
      a severe spanking upon our reuinion.

 9. You must not wear the Pants with a tucked-in shirt 
     and belt. See rule #2. 

 10. Remember: Pants = love. Love your pals. Love yourself.

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(copied from "the sisterhood of the traveling pants - Ann Brashares ; page 24,25 )